fuck henry

the beautiful thing about being an arsenal fan is that we are allowed to be cynical, bitter, angry fuckheads. in this case my bile is aimed at henry, with a little residual vomit flying at ashley cole.

what the fuck is their problem? we have had an amazing run over the last decade. we took the former when juventus only needed him to warm the pine, and we turned the latter into a world class left back. but these two assheads are rocking the boat at exactly the moment when the arse needs solidarity. where is lech walesa when you need him. i bet he'd be good in midfield.

look around boys, there are injuries galore. how can you expect to win with freddie out, with reyes out, with hleb out, with cole himself out, and with sol out (a more than sufficient replacement for viera as captain. why the hell did you appease henry with the captainsy, arsene? that is the one and only move that gives you a ticket to the vrri, retard recycling program in calgary).

so, as much as i love henry (and i really do. i wear his kit proudly.) i say it is time to sell his ass. and it's time to sell cole too. i don't care if we win as much as i care about commitment. and i'm not seeing commitment from cole and henry.

after last season i didn't htink i'd be saying this, but reyes is showing me true commitment.

so here's what i'd like to see: henry to barca, cole to real, eto'o to arsenal in the henry deal, gattuso fulfilling his premiership dream, and a really great backup keeper for jens, like espen johnson.

and, in the end, i don't care if we win a damn thing, so long as the players are on board and play their hearts out.

and i love clichy and senderos and fabregas and flamini and abeyie and lupoli and hoyte (when he was around) for just that reason. they give it there all, all the time. who cares if they're not henry today. they will be tomorrow.

so fuck you henry. go to barca and play with ronaldinho (but if you don't i will still love you).